If the Law Says It's Okay, It's Okay

Let's smoke some K-2
What will it hurt? Shit's legal!
What a waste of 10 bucks
It doesn't do shit; here, smoke the rest later

Who's calling me at one in the morning?
Heather? Why is she calling?
What's wrong, Whoa, calm down!
You feel like your heart's about to explode?

Why is this happening?
I thought K-2 was okay; shit's legal!
I'm sorry I spent those 10 dollars
And gave that shit to you

The poison hotline says
You need to go the hospital
And if you don't call your parents
I'm calling 9-1-1

Who cares if they know,
And who cares about the bill?
You're dying, Heather!
You need to get help!

No sleep for me tonight
So no class in the morning
You'll go to jail for harmless pot
But the legal shit will kill you.