Such an Artist

I’m such an artist

You wouldn’t understand

I’m so much deeper

Than the average man

I’m such an artist

I’m mysterious, and stuff

I take deep pictures

Like this black and white of my butt

I’m such an artist

War and stuff is bad

Consumerism and conformity

Make me all sad :’(

I’m such an artist

…Dude, you got some pot?

Lemme get some, bro!

I don’t need a lot!

I’m such an artist

*tokes deep from bowl*

…Uh, what was I saying?

Fuck it, time for Doritos.